Episodes

5 days ago
5 days ago
The twins are back and we have decided that we are 100% in hell. This is Kelly writing these descriptions so idk why I'm even trying to make it sound like it's in 3rd person. Look folks- we are just trying to survive in this dystopian society. If you're happy with the state of this world right now, I cannot express this enough: this episode is not for you. If you want to follow us, do so at @iamaliryan and @thisiskellyryan on instagram or follow Ali on TikTok. I'm not really on TikTok even though I'm supposed to be spreading my content to the entire planet. We can't afford for someone else to write these descriptions, we don't even have a dishwasher.

Monday May 12, 2025
Summer Fun? - NIGHTCOOP - Episode 96
Monday May 12, 2025
Monday May 12, 2025
NIGHTCOOP is back! As the weather heats up, the twins revisit summer memories and do their best to stay on topic. Per usual, the silly podcast has some dark themes...

Thursday Apr 10, 2025
Hot Food Takes | NIGHTCOOP | Episode 95
Thursday Apr 10, 2025
Thursday Apr 10, 2025
Kelly and Ali are opinionated about a lot of things, but there are certain food rules that are considered LAW. From simplicity over gluttony, to the ratio of creme to cookie in an oreo, you can expect a passionate episode with range.

Thursday Mar 13, 2025
Don't Disrespect the Robots - NIGHTCOOP | Episode 94
Thursday Mar 13, 2025
Thursday Mar 13, 2025
Kelly and Ali take audience suggestions to see what Nightcoop listeners are most angry about lately! From rent increases to robots taking over, many of you are annoyed day to day. They join you in the frustration!

Thursday Feb 27, 2025
Harsh Opinions for a Harsh World - NIGHTCOOP: Episode 93
Thursday Feb 27, 2025
Thursday Feb 27, 2025
Sea World, Skirts, and Rich Losers- what do these three things have in common? They are hated (or... misunderstood) by the Ryan Twins. This latest episode is jam-packed with a bunch of hot takes that you need to listen to...

Sunday Feb 02, 2025
Current State of Affairs... | Episode 92 | NIGHTCOOP
Sunday Feb 02, 2025
Sunday Feb 02, 2025
Kelly and Ali are back with a much needed episode of NIGHTCOOP. Typically these episodes are packed with little games... but not this time. With nothing but crucial talking points, the twins navigate their way through a difficult conversation about the current situation of the United States. This is a podcast run by loud, out-spoken women that stand with marginalized groups. Staying out of politics is no longer an option. Enjoy.

Wednesday Dec 04, 2024
Dating Red Flags | Episode 91 | NIGHTCOOP
Wednesday Dec 04, 2024
Wednesday Dec 04, 2024
Are you forced into dating? Are you tired of missing red flag after red flag -- then this is the episode for you. Men and women both have tell-tale signs of being unworthy of your time. Kelly and Ali dive in!

Thursday Nov 21, 2024
NIGHTCOOP: Episode 90 - TiVo was the Peak of Television
Thursday Nov 21, 2024
Thursday Nov 21, 2024
As the weather cools down, you might find yourself glued to the television, bundled up. Kelly and Ali talk about their favorite shows, the return of Squid Game, the stupidity of The Bachelor and MORE! Tune into this TV episode.

Thursday Nov 14, 2024
NIGHTCOOP: Episode 89 - You Disgust Us
Thursday Nov 14, 2024
Thursday Nov 14, 2024
What a time to be alive- Kelly and Ali pick "Disgust" as their topic this week. Listen to their gross This or That, their rants on bathroom cleanliness, and two songs for the Hen House Open Mic! This is a very silly episode that will make you yell "EW" on your commute...

Monday Oct 28, 2024
NIGHTCOOP: Episode 88 - Just in time for Election Season...
Monday Oct 28, 2024
Monday Oct 28, 2024
Kelly and Ali are back with a new episode on the election! It's the end of October in 2024, meaning a new president will be crowned next week. In this horrifically crazy time period, the Ryan Twins hope they bring you some good ol' fashioned laughs.